DeLorians Are So Yesterday, Now It's Salt Shakers and Urine Sample Bottles

If you don't know what the title means, you won't find the answer here. If it makes no sense whatsoever, than it has accomplished it's mission.

For those that don't know what we are about, you are in for a treat? a surprise? and a holy shit they let these guys out in public? Yeah! They do. We can't help that we are better than everyone else, it just happens that we are. Do you think that we chose to be this way? We didn't. This superiority was thrust upon us. We can't change the way we are. Don't hate the fact that you will never be as smart, intelligent, suave, or handsome as us.

Let us lead you in the right direction to make that miserable thing you call a life, something worth living.

Jared/Preston