As you may or may not know, regular plain-jane DVDs are on their way to becoming extinct. Soon you will be forced to buy an all new medium to watch your dirty movies on. High definition video will show you the clearest picture you've ever seen. You'll actually swear you were watching two disease-ridden scum bags bumping uglies right in front you. Every breast implant scar, every tummy tuck, every crab will look totally realistic on this new high-def format. No detail will go unnoticed. With high definition, you can say goodbye to your dad's collection of taped static porn. Time to think about upgrading.
Also, recently, Microsoft has expressed interests in buying Yahoo. Why? Lets just say this kind of things can only lead to one thing: the rise of SKYnet.
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What's wrong with the rise of Skynet? Did I miss something? Don't we want the stock to rise? That's what we're talking about right?
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