Stem Cell Menage A Troi?

According to the Washington Post, scientists have made a miraculous breakthrough. They are now able to use skin cells to create stem cells, thus negating the use of human embryos. This makes it much more likely that we will be able to use these cells to heal people using their own DNA from skin cells.

The point this brings up is a very important one in my opinion. When this is proven and tested that it works with no side effects, they will be able to even create appendages that someone has lost. Since it is your own DNA, it will be your appendage, not someone elses. Therefore your body will not reject it.

Now, what man out their hasn't wanted to do two women at the same time? You know, the little menage a troi, that we all dream about. I know there are some men who have been with two women at the same time, but have they had sex with two women at the same time? I think not... No longer will man have to switch between one and the other. With this breakthrough, men will now be able to actually do two women at the same time. Yes, that is right. I am suggesting that when the time is right you can take your skin cells and make them into another penis. Another penis, amazing! The porn industry will bring new meaning to the term, Double Penetration. What if you are married, you ask? Well, you can have sex with your wife and get a hand job at the same time. What!! That is crazy. I know, just imagine the possibilities.

So in closing, keep up the good work Mister Scientist. Keep it up, for the hope of all "Man"kind.