Monday, December 10, 2007

Take off your hat and jack off


Seriously, who beats off with a parka on? Slip outta the winterwear, get comfortable, grab the cocobutter, light some candles and have at it. In all actuality, you could spank your monkey while wearing a hat with relative ease, so this saying needs to be re-worded.

2 comments:

The Shmecko said...

I like to wear a tube sock as a hat and one men's loafer. Sound weird? Don't knock it til you try it.

Anonymous said...

I like my white parka, its white for a reason