Attention to all: Vanilla Ice is looking for his true biological father. I am sure you have always wondered why is that guy such a rebel bad ass and now the secret is out. Not growing up with a father figure has torn his ego in such a way that he was forced to release such thug hits like "Ice, Ice , Babby", "Elvis killed Kennedy", "Get your ass up", and "Iceman party". Hell he even almost killed Ron Jeremy on television out of rage. This was latter linked to the fact that Ron was his only father figure growing up (through the dirty porn left for him to watch as a little tyke). Once he found out that Ron wasn't his father he went ape nuts. A certain something did not match up. So science has nailed it down to four guys that had sex with his mom during the time frame. The only way to find out who is Mr. Ice senior is by your vote:
a. David Bowie: same hair dew and same bass line to both of their songs(Ice Ice Baby and Under Pressure)
b. Ice Cube: similar names and bad ass personality
c. Ice T: A long shot but he has many babies which he has not claimed and he was a pimp
d. Iceman: same skin tone; also double jointed for those sweet dance moves
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