So I'm out buying groceries this past Sunday and I'm walking out to my car. Just listening to my Ipod, when this guy stops me and taps me on the shoulder. "Did I drop something?", I wonder. Nope. Then the guy asks me if I'm familiar with the area. "Ok, does this dude need directions?", I wonder. Nope.
This asshole wants money, and he wants me to give it to him. He goes through the whole song and dance. He can't work, can't go to his apartment, blah, blah, blah. So I'm like "Sorry dude, but only have like two dollars." He takes it, then this douchebag has the nerve to tell me "Yeah, there's an ATM inside." Wow. There's an ATM inside huh.
Why not just say, "There's a bank across the street, empty out your life savings and give that to me, and oh, there's a car dealership a couple of blocks from here, might as well sell your car while your at it". I fucking wanted to punch this guy in the face after that shit.
Beggars can't be Choosers, but they can be pretty fucking insistent.
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Beggars can't be choosers, but all beggars go to hell. So he'll get his. Don't you worry.
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